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Day 30

Mum and I aren't talking today. She does things purposely to annoy me. Like making me wear singlets under my clothes and making my baths a freezing temperature of 36.5 degrees. Then when I express my feelings about it she totally ignores me. I get her back by only smiling at my dad.

Jaime 1, Mum 0. Bring it on!

Red T-shirt by Cotton On Baby http://www.cottonon.com.au/

Red & White striped knickerbockers by Bebe http://www.minihaha.com.au/

Day 29

I'm not a fan of slogans on T-shirts. "If you think I'm cute, you should see my mum". Why? Is she cuter than me? I doubt it. She's old and carrying extra baby weight at the moment, so feel free to keep looking at me instead.

Day 28

Can't believe I'm already 10 weeks old. Before long I'll be in high school, choosing my own outfits and dating a vampire... Let's put it this way, I WON'T be dating anybody that can't fly!

This is my friend Jess

She's the Queen of accessories

Pink gingham pinafore dress by Marquise http://www.marquise.com.au/

White all in one snap suit by Bonds http://www.bonds.com.au/

Jessica - Chubby is cute T-shirt http://babyboxes.com.au

Scarf - models own

Day 27

Today I met with the kids from mum's antenatal group. We haven't seen each other since we were embryo's! It's great to reflect on all we've been through; birth, boobs, baths, baby clothes. Personally, I have matured a lot since birth, in fact I'm probably the wisest I'll ever be right now.

Nancy Ann Liberty dress and matching ruffled bloomers by Bebe Luxe http://www.minihaha.com.au/

Day 26

Every now and then I like to wear my own skin.

NB: Photo has been airbrushed.

Day 25

I'm experimenting with my look today. And to avoid any confusion, I'm a tomboy not a lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I mean, some of my best friends are gay you know. Unfortunately I can't name them because they haven't come out of the toy closet yet.

Blue Bus Snapsuit by Sooki Baby http://sookibaby.com.au/

Day 24

According to Facebook it's Doppelganger week. Mum thinks I look like Bruce Willis. I guess you can't argue with evidence...

Yellow and white striped all in one suit by Target http://www.target.com.au

Day 23

An old dead dude called Oscar Wilde once said "One should either be a work of art or wear a work of art". So that's what I did! He also said "All art is quite useless". Now I'm confused. Please discuss...

In the meantime, this is what happens when the MILF's get creative

Photo courtesy of Kylie Harrison

Photo courtesy of Kylie Harrison

P.S. This is my Aunty Amy. In the words of Janet Jackson, I really miss you much. XO

Pink and grey striped knit jumpsuit by Sprout, available at http://www.myer.com.au/

Matching pink and grey socks by Cotton On Baby http://www.cottonon.com.au/

Day 22 - I don't like Monday's

I wanna (photo) shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot, the whole day down...

Naby blue and white frill-necked jumpsuit from Cotton On Baby http://www.cottonon.com.au/

Navy tweetie bird clutch purse provided by my gorgeous and stylish Aunty Amy, by Accessorize http://www.monsoon.co.uk

Day 21

Quiz time:

It's Sunday afternoon, I'm drinking (breast milk) from a plastic cup in the sunshine, waiting in line for 45mins to use the loo (but I'll probably just do it in my pants) and fighting crowds of tattoo'd Gen Y's in Fedora hats who think Echo & The Bunnymen are a cool 'new' band. Where am I? I'm (NOT) at Laneway Festival.

And no, this is not a food blog, but I do love Yum Cha.

Vibrant green and aqua striped all in one suit from Bonds http://www.bonds.com.au/

Sequins head band from Cotton On Baby http://www.cottonon.com.au/

Dumplings from East Ocean Restaurant in China Town http://eastocean.com.au/

Day 20 - Jaime "Little Jaye Bouvier" Barridge

My tribute to Little Edie from Grey Gardens

"Mother darling wanted me to come out in a kimono, so we had quite a fight."

Actually daddy dressed me today so I'm surprised I'm not dressed in motorcycle leathers and a helmut... Just quietly though, that could look quite fabulous.

Poppy ruffled bloomer by Peggy http://www.simoneagency.com.au

Pink embroidered singlet (borrowed from my girlfriend Jessie), by Le Bon http://www.mylebon.co

Scarf provided by mum (because she's obsessed with Grey Gardens)

Day 19 - Gonna Dress You Up In My Love

What a night! I'm fairly certain my bottle was spiked with panadol - I don't remember much, but I woke up with a bunch of new bruises on my legs. Unfortunately I have a bit of a hangover so I'm about to get a big bottle of milk, lie back in a hot bath and listen to some classical music. I particularly like the "Like A Virgin" album by an artist called Madonna. It's from last century so it's REALLY old.

This outfit is my tribute to the classics
White all in one by Bebe http://www.minihaha.com.au/
Black net, tulle and lace tiered skirt by Target http://www.target.com.au
Fingerless gloves, leg warmers, lace headband and pearls - provided by mum.

Day 18

Something very serious happened today. At approximately 12.35pm EST, a woman wielding a long sharp object and claiming to be a healthcare professional, attacked me. She stabbed me twice, once in each leg and then forced me to drink a drug cocktail. Before I passed out, I saw my life flash before my eyes... Boobs, nappies, gazing at the ceiling, my wasted potential as a world class blogger - it was all so traumatic.

I came to hours later, not knowing where I was and in a pool of my own vomit and urine. I'm ok now and dealing well with the incident, so please hold back on sending flowers and gifts.

I hope my suffering has helped people be aware of the dangers of medical centres.

Little Ducky all in one suit by Target http://www.target.com.au

Bandages and cotton balls provided by Johnson & Johnson http://www.jnj.com

Day 17

Mum decided to start exercising today. Not quite sure how I feel about the situation. This better NOT eat into my sleeping time. I only get 18 hours a day as it is, so anything less and I will get 'moody'...

Yellow all in one suit by Baby Club http://www.target.com.au

Lonsdale trainers http://www.lonsdalelondon.com.au/

White and yellow socks, models own

Day 16 - Fanfare

I don't understand why today is Australia Day, because it's Tuesday... And Tuesday is MILF day.

So, Happy MILF Day everybody.

Here's me with the fab five on MILF Day.

From left: Felix, Jessica, Freya, Alexander and me

Behind the scenes

My green and white embroidered dress with built in bloomers by Dymples

White lace bonnet by Celine http://www.celine.com/

Felix - singlet by Bonds www.bonds.com.au

Pants by Papoose http://www.papoose-uk.com/

Jessica - Daddy's Little Rooster singlet - models own

Freya - Pink T-shirt and bloomers - Target http://www.target.com.au

Alexander - Striped jumpsuit by First Impressions http://www.fisbb.com/

Hat by Eco Boo http://www.ecoboo.com.au/

Day 15

I've always wondered why people buy silver spoons for newborns. Then when I received my own (thanks to my favourite Uncle Poof, I mean Peter) I thought I should do some investigation. As it turns out, they were used by the rich to preserve food and water during a huge rat infestation in England. I'm not so sure. I think it's so people have an excuse to buy expensive things from Tiffany.

Thank you Peter. I love my pressie. X

Blondie all in one suit by House of the Gods http://www.brandneusense.com/house-of-the-gods.php
Shoes by Keds http://www.keds.com/
Socks by Bonds http://www.bonds.com.au/

Day 14

Today I am two months old. Time really flies when you can't walk, talk, eat solids or drink (booze). I don't think I could have gotten to this important milestone without one very special person - and by person I mean dummy. So thank you to all my dummies: Whitey, Pinky, Yellow and weird one shaped like a ladybug... I couldn't have done this without you.



Red T-shirt by Cotton On Baby http://www.cottonon.com.au/
Poppy ruffled bloomer by Peggy http://www.simoneagency.com.au

Day 13

My photographer/mum was too busy baking to spend time with me today and that means I spend the day with dad. It was too hot to do anything so Dad took me to the bottle shop and showed me how to choose a nice bottle of riesling. Personally, I prefer the hint of alcohol that makes it's way through mum's breast milk - you know, like a Kahlua and milk.

Here's the Wall E cake she made for my friend Ellis. She really should stop drinking so much coffee!

P.S. Happy birthday to my favourite chicken in the whole world, Rachel. Me loves her. X



Modele Unique T-shirt by Lili Gauffrette http://www.liligaufrette.com/
Bonds skinny (faux) jeans by Bonds http://bonds.com.au/

Day 12 - TGI Friday

Thank God It's Friday - my favourite day of the week, especially when I get to hang with my cousin Alex - he lives on the wrong side of the bridge (Mosman) but I still love him. I even found out that I've gained half a kilo - and so did my mum. She was happy for me but not so happy for herself.





White all in one suit by Bebe http://minihaha.com.au/
Sunglasses by Pumpkin Patch http://www.pumpkinpatch.com.au
French beret by Baby Dior http://www.diorcouture.com/dior4.html
Silver shoes by Dolce & Gabbana Junior http://www.dolcegabbana.com/

Alex - collared blue gingham jump suit and navy blazer by Ralph Lauren http://www.ralphlauren.com

Day 11

I told myself I wouldn't get personal - but I'm soooo backed up at the moment that I can't concentrate on my job as a distribution manager for my mum's breast milk. Is there anybody out there that can hook me up with some laxatives?

Green feline long sleeve top and matching brown heart pants by Baby Gap - http://www.gap.com/

Day 10

I can't believe I woke up this morning with MC Hammer's "You Can't Touch This" in my head. Especially since I have never heard the song before.

Today's brown corduroy dress (given to me by my Aunty Amy in London) is by Baby Gap http://www.gap.com

Day 9

Once again my mum has dragged me to one of her MILF meetings. I don't really know what a MILF is, but it does sound like milk, so I'm ok with it. It's not so bad because I get to hang out with my BFF's - Jessie, Felix and Freya. We have a lot in common - geography, age, diet... And we all love fashion! So Eastern Suburbs.

Jessica

Felix

Freya


My outfit (given to me by my Aunty Donna in Queensland) is by Pumpkin Patch http://www.pumpkinpatch.com.au/Default.aspx

Jessica - 'Daddie's Little Sugar' t-shirt by Baby Boxes, http://www.babyboxes.com/
Flower head band, models own

Felix - Organic black and white striped muscle-man romper suit by http://www.naturebaby.com/au/index.php

Freya - Pink and white floral summer dress with spaghetti straps by Target http://www.target.com.au/html/homepage/home_fw.htm

Day 8

Ever had one of those days where you laze around in your PJ's, eat cookies with a cold glass of (breast) milk and watch movies on the couch till you fall asleep? Welcome to my Monday...
P.S. That's me wearing blue - because gender stereotypes don't bother me - AND because my cousin Alex gave it to me.

Night-suit by Gagou Tagou http://www.gagoutagou.ca/

Day 7 - Mama was a rolling stone

"You Can't Always Get What You Want" But, if all you want is breast milk then "Wild Horses Couldn't Drag Me Away"...

My rock n roll outfit is by True Religion - http://www.truereligionbrandjeans.com/
Socks by Cotton On Baby - http://www.cottonon.com.au/